The first and only herd grazing the Moon. Lower gravity means taller cream, longer days mean longer grazing, and no pasture on Earth can offer the view: a blue marble hanging motionless above the horizon, never rising and never setting.
Deliveries currently paused pending the next launch window.
Three things Earth farming has never managed.
At one sixth of Earth's pull, cream rises six times more leisurely. Connoisseurs describe the result as unhurried; the cows themselves have no opinion, though they do walk in a manner best described as thoughtful.
The lunar day runs about fourteen Earth days. Our herd grazes through all of it, then sleeps through the fortnight of night that follows. Milking schedules had to be rewritten from scratch, and the first draft was thrown away twice.
No atmosphere, no flies, no wind and no rain. This turns out to matter more to the cows than anything else on this list, and any dairy farmer on Earth will tell you why without being asked twice.
Four available this season. Each comes with her own crater and a certificate that means nothing anywhere.
Senior. Grazes near the landing site. Unimpressed by visitors.
Named after the crater, not the astronomer. She prefers it that way.
Jumps higher than any cow in recorded history. Six times higher.
The only one who has seen the far side. Will not discuss it.
It does not, yet. But the plan is thorough, and we would rather show it than pretend the problem is solved.
Pick from the four above. Each has grazed the same crater since the herd was established, and none of them will notice a change of ownership.
These open roughly every twenty-six days, when the orbits line up. Missing one costs a month, so nobody hurries the paperwork.
Three days in transit, most of it at temperatures that make refrigeration redundant. Space is, on average, extremely cold.
Current estimated delivery: one to two decades, depending on whether commercial lunar cargo becomes a thing. We will hold your place in the queue.
Mostly the same six, in roughly this order.
No. There are no cows on the Moon, there is no dairy, and nothing on this page can be bought. It exists because somebody wanted it to exist, which is a perfectly good reason for a website.
This is the question we get most often, and it is a fair one. The answer is that they do not, which is one of several details that keeps this firmly in the realm of fiction.
No. The button says "buy a cow" because that is funnier than "learn more", but there is no payment page behind it and no money changes hands. We would rather say so plainly than let anyone find out the hard way.
Because the owner asked for it, and because radio is genuinely how you would talk to the Moon. The delay is real too: a signal takes about 1.3 seconds each way, so the fastest possible reply is 2.6 seconds after you finish tapping.
Fast Dev 24, in under a day, for a fixed price agreed before any work started. We build small business websites — the real kind, with working contact forms and actual products. This one was a pleasant exception.
Yes, and it does not have to be about cows. Landing pages, company sites, small shops and redesigns, $100–500, live within 24 hours of agreeing the scope, paid only after you have seen it working.
There is no contact form. There is no telephone. Radio silence is policy.
Tap it out. We are listening — though the reply takes roughly 2.6 seconds to arrive, and that is physics, not rudeness.
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